I have two things to declare. First, I am the vice-chair of the all-party group on fair fuel for UK motorists and UK hauliers.

I have two things to declare. First, I am the vice-chair of the all-party group on fair fuel for UK motorists and UK hauliers.

I watched my first football match in 1977, and it took until 1990 for us to see anti-racism messages coming out in our football.

I watched my first football match in 1977, and it took until 1990 for us to see anti-racism messages coming out in our football.

I watched my first football match in 1977, and it took until 1990 for us to see anti-racism messages coming out in our football.

I am sure whatever cachet I had has now been completely ruined; thank you, Mr Speaker.

After two days of verbal perambulations in this place, we have finally come to the main event.

After two days of verbal perambulations in this place, we have finally come to the main event.

After two days of verbal perambulations in this place, we have finally come to the main event.

As ever, my hon. Friend is doing sterling work in presenting the petitions. The hon.